Questo indirizzo email è protetto dagli spambots. È necessario abilitare JavaScript per vederlo.
  • GooglePlus
  • Linkedin
3475414160
Martedì, 12 Gennaio 2016 20:08

Get ready for halloween with these couple costumes that actually rock.

Written by
Rate this item
(0 votes)

I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

RADIOACTIVE MAN(H1)

Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. You don’t win friends with salad. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

  • Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
  • Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There’s a *New* Mexico?
  • Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.

ROSEBUD (H2)

Ahoy hoy? I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

CAPE FEARE

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.

I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY AND POOCHIE SHOW

I hope I didn’t brain my damage. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…

DUFFLESS

I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. I was saying “Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

Read 103230 times Last modified on Martedì, 12 Gennaio 2016 20:29
Super User

Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s

https://www.joomdev.com/

7334 comments

  • Comment Link get zoloft price Sabato, 23 Marzo 2024 02:44 posted by get zoloft price

    where to buy cheap zoloft pill

  • Comment Link Fake Yeezy Boost 350 V2 Red Sabato, 23 Marzo 2024 02:16 posted by Fake Yeezy Boost 350 V2 Red

    |Pay attention to sizes. This means that, no matter what it is, you need to try it on before buying it. Today's sizes aren't based on any standard measurements. Some brands have very different sizes from one another. If you want to buy clothing online, be sure to locate the sizing chart. Also look into their return policy.

  • Comment Link New Balance 550 White Team Red Reps Sabato, 23 Marzo 2024 01:10 posted by New Balance 550 White Team Red Reps

    }{Don't follow a trend just because it's "in." What looks amazing for a runway model might not look great on you. Follow your tastes, not whatever flavor is popular in the most recent fashion magazine. You are going to want to go with your gut on this. You won't be led down the wrong path.

  • Comment Link Fake Air Jordan 1 Low Light Smoke Grey Sabato, 23 Marzo 2024 00:41 posted by Fake Air Jordan 1 Low Light Smoke Grey

    |Don't buy something simply because of a great price. No matter how much of a steal it is money wise, if it looks bad on you, don't buy it. It will simply be a loss of space and money.

  • Comment Link Fake Air Jordan 1 Retro High OG Washed Black Sabato, 23 Marzo 2024 00:41 posted by Fake Air Jordan 1 Retro High OG Washed Black

    |Drying your hair off with a basic bath towel may cause your hair to frizz up, so go with another drying option. It will damage and frizz out your hair. Try wrapping it in the towel and pushing it to absorb the moisture instead. When you are satisfied with the results, unwrap it and brush the hair with a comb.

  • Comment Link Dunk Low Retro SP Plum Reps Venerdì, 22 Marzo 2024 23:40 posted by Dunk Low Retro SP Plum Reps

    |Wear darker blouses and pants if you want to appear slimmer. Dark colors help emphasize your good parts and tone down the overweight extras you don't want people to notice. You should wear skirts with elastic waistbands if you are concerned about comfort.

  • Comment Link Fake Off-White x Dunk Low Lot 50 of 50 Venerdì, 22 Marzo 2024 23:40 posted by Fake Off-White x Dunk Low Lot 50 of 50

    Fashion is part and parcel of everyday life. What we wear says a lot about who we are. This article will let you know easy fashion tips anybody can add to their lives.

  • Comment Link Fake Yeezy Foam Runner Clay Taupe Venerdì, 22 Marzo 2024 23:40 posted by Fake Yeezy Foam Runner Clay Taupe

    |Options simply abound in fashionable hair accessories. You can choose from lots of options, including headbands, scrunchies, bows, barrettes and extensions. Your wardrobe should include several hair accessories. You can match your scrunchy to the color you're wearing, for instance. A night out calls for the perfect matching headband.

  • Comment Link Fake Yeezy Boost 350 V2 Citrin Reflective Venerdì, 22 Marzo 2024 22:28 posted by Fake Yeezy Boost 350 V2 Citrin Reflective

    }Now that you've come to the end of this article, you can see that being in fashion is not out of your reach. You can also have fun at the same time. Lift your spirits and look your best by using the great suggestions you have just read and get started today.

  • Comment Link Dunk Low Khaki Gum Reps Venerdì, 22 Marzo 2024 22:28 posted by Dunk Low Khaki Gum Reps

    |Avoid any horizontal stripes if your weight is higher. This pattern makes you look wider and is completely unflattering. Instead, wear clothing with vertical patterns, which will draw attention to height rather than girth.

Leave a comment

Make sure you enter all the required information, indicated by an asterisk (*). HTML code is not allowed.